I went to Costco to look for Frank Reich but all I found was the chicken bread and a gazebo

Frank Reich is a new temporary coach that was hired by the General Director before this week. When I know that Reich’s work is accepting when shopping in Costco – but no kosto, but mastering Costco, well – ignited something inside me.

I have been living in North Carolina for the last 21 years – I left the state or some time when my wife did a doctor. This is my yard and if Frank Reich has accepted a job in Koston’s aisles, I knew where I had to go.

Costco. I hunted the most dangerous game: Football coach.

Currently, this photo is not an indication of the chaos I endured in Costco. During the day, the mass tariffs are an effective idea for choosing to shop in an economy store. Everyone was in panic shopping for paper goods, meat and toothpaste. But I thought it could play my favor. No one likes the economy and efficiency as a football coach, so it will be the ideal day to find Frank Reich.

The most logical place I can think of my search: Frank section.

There was no Frank Reich in the hallway or all frozen. Yes, I bought 28 hot dogs. Thank you for asking. My plan is to keep them until July 4. Why don’t ask me why I decided to buy hot dogs for three months – meant me in my head right now.

So there is no reh by Franks. Probably a little bit on the nose. A Costco had to think like a football coach with shops. The man of the people. When people went to Costco, I had to appreciate what they are looking for that is I will find a 63-year-old football coach that makes a bulk shop for home.

Rotisserie chicken time. If he saw Frank Reich, I asked the cute person on the back of the meter. Today, he said that Frank did not work, he replied, and at the same time said he did not know what his surname was. Thus, like a moonlight, like a Frank Reich, or Costco employee, I mixed a poor worker.

Nevertheless, there was no reh in the meat department or rotisseri chickens.

At this point, I looked for many Costco and felt very little about whether Frank Reich was in Costco. It started thinking of me: Reich made a kosto store a week ago. Why will heck return to the store now? This was the true crisis of faith, and maybe I took this work out of him.

Why is a man sold in Costco to COSTCO? Yard furniture! I saw this from the corner of my eyes, I saw my favorite discounted Gazebo set, but I thought Frank would like it.

Unfortunately, “Agio Valmar 5 PC with a deep seating set” 12.1 x 14.1 x 14.1 gazebo “in complex attractive seduction set, a deep seating set, was enough to rub as a bear trying to steal a food unit.

I was hopeless at this time. I couldn’t find Frank Reich anywhere in this giant shop, so for some reason I looked for some mattresses.

I don’t know why I’m looking for the mattress for Frank Reich, okay?! It was my Hail Mary, and I would appreciate it if I don’t be ashamed.

At the moment, the package of hot dogs, cool me the cooling, for this, because this was a suitcase. I thought of the hot dogs at least three times because it was dumb to buy hot dogs, but my brain said I need to buy something as part of this search and said I need to get something to want to want to stay open.

I had to wait in 17 minutes to get these hot dogs. As I said, the panic purchase was wild.

Without a fragile and Frank Reich, myself decided to treat myself with a semi-literate New Jersey Tiktok children: cook a chicken.

It was just good. As the rest of my day, it was disappointed as in the kosto. But hey, at least I have 28 hot dogs now – and it’s not correct Costco Meaning?